I got bored today, so I'm going to do something for fun. Behold my stats.

 

(Note some stats are made up. -.-)

 

Will add to list when I think up of more stuff.

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Bowie

 

Level: 14

Type: Chaos Freeze (temporary)

Element: Wind/Shock

Practition: Theorist|       -33% |                  |Action

Equipped weapon: Long wooden pole

 

Health: 97

Stamina: 42

Status: Slack (Int, Enthu - 3)

 

Strength: 65

Speed: 5~76 (Chaotic influence) 4 (Freeze influence)

Defense: 71

Elemental Defense: 84

Guts: 57

 

Intelligence: 80

Lameness: 93

Humour: 73

Creativity: 78

Technology: 90

Otaku: 99

Ego: 77

Enthusiasm: 71

Deafness: 35%

Taste Resistance: 92

AOL CD collection: 14

 

Skills

-Eternal Fuzziness Attack: Level 4 (Dash Fuzz)

-Poking: Level 2 (Haste Poke)

-Ice Resistance Up

-Shock Resistance Up

-Shock Resistance Max

-Stepmania: Level 4 (<=9 feet)

-DDR: Level 2 (Light)

-Annoying others: Level 3 (around 38%)

-Talking back: Level 3 (60% success rate)

-Replying to unsolicitated email: Level 4 (Sarcasm)

-Telling jokes: Level 1 (Re-telling)

-Identifying abalone: Max

-Alternative finding: Level 1 (for use in small projects only)

-Oblivious (Status inducing effects nullified)

-Stealth Up

-Chinese Chess: Blockade Mine Stalk style

 

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Level: Your age.

Type: Personality. Voltage would be strong, Stream would be consistant, Freeze would be slack, Air would be intelligence, Chaos would be inconsistant.

Element: Could be anything. Your choice.

Practition: Shows which side you lean toward: Know everything by theory, or actually acting on what you know in a situation.

Equipped weapon: Again, your choice.

 

Health, Stamina, Strength, Speed, Defense, Intelligence, Lameness, and Guts are self explanatory.

 

Elemental defense is how much you resist being burned, frostbitten, and such.

 

Ego is how egoistic you are. Like how many Google searches you do on yourself.

 

Deafness is how deaf you are from loud music and stuff. It will gradually return to 0%.

 

Technology is how techie you are.

 

[element] Resistance Up/Max is to up the elemental defense of that particular element.

 

Influence is the factor that changes your stat to more than just a number. For example, my Speed is inconsistant because I'm Chaotic. Hence I'm sluggish most of the time, but might speed up when running an errand or something.

 

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Done. Now whack me for having such free time to come up with this piece of lameness. (I have a Lame stat of 93, okay? ^^)

 

Anyways, it seems now that shopping and stuff were made easier, Christmas has become a huge sellout. Everywhere you go, there are Christmas themed advertisments trying to advertise stuff "any person celebrating the holidays absolutely needs". Or so it seems like that.

 

Sigh. Whatever happened to the birth of Jesus?

 

Anyways, today I finished all my exams, it's the last day of school, and I'm going to try being a level maniac at Maple. But I think playing too much will be my downfall. So maybe I won't play that much.

 

Lastly, I think I will fall asleep any moment from noui8u7y 7ui89

 

*snores while head on keyboard*

Just to tell you people, I am currently having my final this week. Yesh, everything cramped into one week.

 

Anyways, today, I think I (^^)'d my World History. Quoth a post some time ago:

 

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oosa: omg this is so hard (didn't study)

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I was going through world history stuff after the 2nd period exam (they have a max. of 2 exams per day), when a distraction occured.

 

"Melee!"  *ssbm music plays*

 

*coughs*

 

I decided to slack and played one match. There was this guy playing Marth who was just hacking away, Falco, and a white Kirby. (You racist, says "Falco") I accidentally PK Thundered myself out of the map -_-

 

And so here I am. Assuming my average is 90 (should be higher), and I got a 0 on the test (maybe around 70), I'll have 76.5 (88.7). Bad compared to oosa standards. Then again, maybe going through all the notes I have won't help much. Those questions set by the School Board are weird.

 

But, after tomorrow, I'm free from all teh tests! Yay.

Boo. Another person was caught smuggling [stuff]. Don't they ever learn? Stop jumping off cliffs by yourself.

 

Well, this time it's Vietnam executing another Australian. Now, putfile might not lend its services to Vietnam?

 

Random question. Many people had been executed because of carrying [stuff], why is it that only Singapore is criticized for it?

 

O rly.

 

Going to the main website, and finding your way to "Self", you find that the creator of the comic is 21 years old.

 

Which means this claim to the longest is fake.

 

However, you can notice some interesting stuff. The so called "comic" is actually not an image file, but a set of black and white tables that follow the base-2 number system (white for 1, black for 0).

 

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Also by the same author!

The bench as in the one on the top right of this screenshot. I wonder if it's supposed to be that way, or someone glitched it. Anyway, if a GM is reading this, don't ban me. ^^