<lousy attempt at a satire>

I have noticed that despite the 5 day work week rule, many school events still occupy the weekend. The most recent one was last Saturday, where the whole day was taken up by school activities.

 

I applaud this motion, and hereby give a humble opinion.

 

Why do we even agree on a 5 day work week? Let's reverse that rule. This would allow more time for people to work and study, which would increase efficiency manyfolds.

 

If people work 7 days a week, our output would increase too, and our GDP would increase along with it. All those people who fell sick of exhaustion would be insignificant a loss compared to our profit.

 

If students have school activities every day, the normal syllabus would be covered in 5/7th the time it would usually take. This would free up more time for more stuff to learn. Even though we would not have enough time to finish our homework, we could always rush it tomorrow!

 

Hence, why not abolish this 5 day work week rule?

</lousy attempt at a satire>

 

OR

 

I spent the whole of Saturday doing random stuff. Had to rush hw Sunday night, and inevitably casted "Anger" on my mom.

 

/sigh Sometimes I wish I can control time. Then I can slow it down a lot, and get enough time to sleep, do my homework, etc. But why slow time, not stop it?

 

(Most probably other people thought of this first, but oh well.)
Time is made up of frames. If you stop time, you would be stuck in one frame. However, changing one frame would not affect the rest of time, and hence it's pretty useless.

 

For example, you see a vase fall.

"Oh noes! 'Time stop'!"

*catches vase*

*Time continues*

*You end up at previous position, vase still hits ground and breaks*

 

Also, if you stop time, you are going to destroy a lot of stuff. Same with slow time to a certain extent.

 

f=ma

a=Δv/t

If time stops, t=0

a=∞

f=∞m

f=∞

 

Imagine the chaos that come with immense force...

 

P.S. You know something is wrong when I post more in the Homework Portal than here.